Had a blond minit 'n' Forgotten t'combination

Don't myther thy'sen - put yer thingie in the oojit under 'ear we'll send yer an electric postcard wiv it on

Scribe yer electric addrerss in 'ear  

 

On t'lookout for muckers!

best give us a shout, we'll be reet chuffed to av a go at sortin out watever it is that thaas no'on so sure about

Take Ginnel

Get there faster than yer can spit on a whippet